Tyler Perry acquires American Airlines

 Actor cum director, Tyler Perry has made an offer said to be near $5 billion dollars, to buy American Airlines which was quickly accepted by the airline according to Weekly World News.

 “Mr. Perry made a bold, brilliant move… he is the smartest mogul in the county,” said a source close to American Airlines. ”No other businessman in the country had the guts to try to bail out the biggest airline in the United States.”

 Sources close to American Airlines said the sale to Perry is in the best interest of the company and its shareholders.

Perry said he will not only be the CEO of the new airline, but he also will be the CFO, the COO, the CIO, the director of human sources and, of course, he will be the pilot on many AAA flights.

Tyler Perry reportedly said he will slowly implement new changes.  ”I want every flight to be a positive experience for all passengers and I hope to turn every flight into a morality play of sorts.”

He also plans to rename American Airlines to African-American Airlines. The new Perry run airline will be targeted to African-American passengers, but industry experts say that many white, Asian and Latino passengers will want to fly the airline, “just to be cool.”

This will be Perry’s first airline, but sources say he plans to buy an airline every year for the next twenty years.

Tyler Perry is known for his Madea character in 'Madea goes to jail' and movies like 'Why did I get married', 'Meet the Browns' and many more. His latest movie is the "The Marriage Counselor".

Thumbs up, Tyler Perry!!!